December 2011
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Poor Tumblr
You must get so annoyed at my frequent periods of abandonment. 
Dec 5th
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October 2011
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“I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I do not think they will sing...”
– The Love Song of Alfred Prufrock by TS Eliot
Oct 17th
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Oct 17th
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Guess I'm gonna try this tweetin' thang. →
Oct 17th
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Oct 14th
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Oct 13th
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To Whom It May Concern:
I’m attempting to write sentences that don’t compose into a cover letter. I’m attempting to type something without thinking over and over again if perhaps I should ITALICIZE that line on my resume or perhaps just bold it? My head is throbbing. I have seriously applied to a million jobs today. And none of them will call me back. I know it. I’m feeling like poop.
Oct 11th
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Back to Tumblr.
I have free time again PLUS  A fake job that requires me to sit near a computer all day.  Officially reunited with Tumblr. 
Oct 1st
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July 2011
5 posts
My Itunes shuffle is especially amazing today
God, I’m awesome. lol 
Jul 18th
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Sexual Object.
Jul 18th
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My Life Has Been Super Lame This Summer..
The highlight of my day tomorrow will most likely be the FABULOUS lunch I am planning for myself!  (… No but seriously, I’m making myself the most bangin’ lunch ever.)  Although I MAY end up going to a tasting/tour of the local brewery. Schwasted.  My life is honestly food and drinking. My cat is probably getting tired of being my outlet for affection. 
Jul 11th
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Jul 9th
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RIP Betty Ford. →
Jul 9th
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June 2011
14 posts
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Oh yeah hicksville yeah!
Tonight I’m going out to a big partyyyy yayyyy How do I prepare?  Gather a sleeping bag, find a tent to borrow and find an “bonfire” appropriate outfit. Cause, you know, it’s gonna be out in the woods and all.   Country livin’ oh yeahhhh. 
Jun 27th
Jun 26th
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I’m not sure I’m the type of person who ever really learns their lesson. Instead, I live my life in repeated cycles. 
Jun 24th
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Finally “unfollowed” this douche that just posted pictures of trashy looking females who were generally obscenely skinny. Yay to not being annoyed by my dashboard instantly! And yeah.. say I’m jealous of those girls.. because I am. Of the skinny part anyway. lol 
Jun 23rd
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My Friday Night...
well consist of math homework, job searching, and going to bed early so I can work tomorrow. Whoopie. 
Jun 17th
lapsedvisionary asked: 1

(Right back at ya!)
Jun 17th
Jun 16th
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If I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to...
No matter who I try to impress or appease, it blows back up in my face. Every. single. time. 
Jun 16th
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Jun 14th
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Jun 10th
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Jun 10th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 6th
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May 2011
22 posts
lapsedvisionary asked: Thanks for the follow! :) you look familiar...Rosemont?
May 25th
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May 19th
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May 17th
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“She’s just the girl for me, and I want all the world to see we’ve...”
– The Beatles
May 17th
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“If you’re really listening, if you’re awake to the poignant beauty...”
– Andrew Harvey
May 17th
I think I actually got high from shopping today.
It was awesome. And now I own leopard print shorts. 
May 16th
May 14th
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May 14th
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LOL.. this cracked me up. I'm guessing a... →
May 14th
May 13th
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May 12th
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“Ohhh… Gilligan screwed it up. Why don’t they just kill him?”
– Red Forman
May 12th
May 12th
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“I like people too much or not at all.”
– Sylvia Plath (via letsgetlostinyourferrari)
May 12th
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May 12th
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Ugh.
When the FUCK did I decide to grow feelings? 
May 12th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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“Gentle reader, may you never feel what I then felt! May your eyes never shed...”
– Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre (via lifeofliterature)
May 11th
bored bored bored..
Name the first 15 songs on shuffle. Best Days of Your Life- Kellie Pickler Bitches Ain’t Shit- Ben Folds The Loneliest Guy- David Bowie Secrets of the Sea- Billy Bragg & Wilco Canceled Check- Beck Run Like Hell- Pink Floyd White- Lights She’ll Hang the Baskets- Cake Harvest Moon- Neil Young Sprawl II (Mountains to Mountains)- Arcade Fire  White Shadows- Coldplay  Only...
May 11th
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May 8th
April 2011
2 posts
shishwish asked: Holy shit batman! It's heather! It's been forever. What have you been upto?
Apr 22nd